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grin NCR ~ Florida? Which one?
In Response To: vbg You forgot Floorda ()

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This Florida?

or the question?

You know you're from Florida if...

You know the four seasons really are: almost summer, summer, not summer but really hot, and February.

Anything under 95 is just warm and anything under 70 degrees is chilly.

It's a perfect 72 degrees outside, but you run the A/C just to keep mildew from growing on your shoes.

You understand the futility of exterminating cockroaches.

You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee , Ichnatucknee and Withlacoochee

Bumper stickers on the pickup in front of you include: various fish, NRA, Nascar and Go Gators.

You were 5 before you realized they made houses without pools.

You were 25 when you first met someone who couldn't swim.

You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas.

You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites.

You dread lovebug season.

You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt.
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grin NCR ~ Wednesday Humor (Mature)... 12:38 AM,EST
vbg You forgot Floorda
grin NCR ~ Florida? Which one?

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