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I've got a good conductor joke you've never heard.
In Response To: NCR Non Political Post ()

This guy gets on a train and within 15-minutes he's boasting that he's the world's fastest counter; that he can count faster than anyone. So, one person asks him how many people are in the car and as soon as he completed his question the guy says "there are 39 including the conductor." He was right. Then a few other people ask him questions to see how fast he can count and he gets them all right within a few seconds. The conductor then says to him that they'll be passing a ranch in a few minutes and asked him to count the cows. The conductor also mentioned that he knows the rancher real well and knows exactly how many head he has and that he better be real good at this counting because there's a lot of cows. A few minutes pass and the cunductor yells out "Ok, start counting." The guy looks out the window as the train is speeding past the cows and begins nodding his head frantically; seemingly looking worried to the crowd that perhaps the conductor pulled one on him.. and as soom as they passed the last cow the conductor yells out "Ok, stop counting" and in that split second the guy says 3,742 cows. The conductor congratulates him and asks how in the world did he do it... and the guy said "I counted their legs and divided by four."

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NCR Non Political Post
I've got a good conductor joke you've never heard.
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