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grin NCR ~ Tuesday Humor... 12:17 AM, EST

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The Transcriber, a scholarly gentleman who lives west of the Rockies, sent this one...

Maxine's Perfect Solution to Senior Health Care

Here is the solution:

While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with my sister-in-law the other day, I think we have found the solution. I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you're a senior you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care. A new hip? Unheard of. We simply can't afford to take care of you anymore. You don't need any medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. Let's take care of the young people. After all, they will be ruling the world very soon.

So here is the solution. When you turn 70, you get a gun and 3 bullets You are allowed to shoot one senator and 2 representatives. Of course, you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care you need!

And, we hear as a prisoner, you will also get a Swine Flu vaccination!! New teeth? Great! Need glasses? No problem! New hip, knee, kidney,lung, heart? Well bring it on. And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. And, since you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax.
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grin NCR ~ Tuesday Humor... 12:17 AM, EST
Now, Now, Seniors Have Had National Health Care
grin But Maxine puts it all into perspective...

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