A older blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a store. Once he's inside the store, he starts swinging his dog around.

Upset by this, the manager of the store demanded to know what he was doing.

The blind man calmly replied, "Just lookin' around."

Late one night at the insane asylum an inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"

Another one said, "How do you know?"

First inmate answered, "Winston Churchill told me!"

Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did NOT!"
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