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grin NCR ~ Tuesday Humor... (Time: 12:44 AM, EDST)

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For years Dr. Benson would leave his office at the end of the day and stop at Teddy's Bar, where Teddy would fix him a daiquiri laced with crushed pecans.

One day, however, Teddy found that he'd out of pecans. He decided to substitute the pecans with the hickory nuts he had on hand.

Teddy's watchful eyes observed as Dr. Benson sat down, took a sip and frowned.

"Say, Teddy, this isn't a pecan daiquiri. Just what is it?"

"I can't lie to ya," Teddy said. "It's hickory daiquiri, Doc."
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