Subj: Woke Up In Jail

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Three women go to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation.

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Apparently someone slipped something into their drinks, and they� woke up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

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The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, 'I just graduated from Trinity � Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.' They throw the switch and nothing happens. They� all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.

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The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last � words..... 'I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe� in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.' They� throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.

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The last one (you knew it), a blonde, is strapped in and says,� 'Well, I'm from� Louisiana State University� and just graduated with a Degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in.

Robert