A deal has been struck with Kim Jong Ill for 2 Asian girls in trade for Hillary. It is believed the North Korean nuclear program has flopped and Kim Jong Ill intends on using Hillary on top of an intercontential missile rather than the less dangerous nuclear warhead.

One of the main hurdles in the negotiation was that the Asian girls not be able to speak a work of English, other than the phrase "Big Bill, You my Daddy."

Countries neighboring Noth Korea are gearing up for possible war and an international hit has been put out on Bill by Hillory. The only comment Kim Jong Ill made was, "Good trade. We have many Asian women and want to trade for Pelosi woman next."