I didn't do anything wrong. That was either a reaction to a noise that usually preludes an uncomfortable sensory experience (someone cut one), or I just saw a Chicago midget walk behind the photographer!

I want....no, I need one or more of Fred's hair hats! That's it! A multitude of styles of hair hats for every occasion!

I saw more of Mr. Perlowski last week than I had in the last 10 years! That was a very unexpected (and welcomed) surprise!