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our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the
military.
For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand.
Here are a few of the areas where we would like your
assistance:*
1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a
hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.
2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American
Flag in protest - kick their ass.
3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the
highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone
doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these
veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second.
Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make
this Nation great.
Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.
4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that
you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle
Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces,
Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you
were seven years old Now, it will only make you look stupid and
get your ass kicked.
5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask
them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a
pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).
6.If you witness someone calling the *US Coast Guard*
'non-military', Inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass.
7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade,
get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand
over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran
lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either
of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.
8. Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a
veteran We are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless
of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our
Commander-In-Chief(CinC). The President (for those who didn't
know) is our CinC Regardless of political party. We have no
inside track on what happens inside those big important
buildings where all those representatives meet All we know is
that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation,
they call upon the military to go straighten it out. If you keep
asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get
your ass kicked.
9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop
saying It! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and
therefore could kick your ass!
10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying
'Let's go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is!
Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That
reminds me- if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone
numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass!
11. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead' (*Marines),* 'Grunt'
(*Army*), 'Squid' (*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers' (*Coast Guard*),
etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other.
Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned
the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked.
12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of
the military, support our troops and their families. Every
Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family
and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands
of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing
they could be with their families.. Thank God for our military
and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our
country would get it's ass kicked..'
*'It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the
freedom of the press.'
'It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom
of speech.'
'It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us
the freedom to demonstrate.'
'It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath
the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the
protester to burn the flag.'
*AND ONE MORE::
13. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the
national anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS.
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