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Being unhappy with her mood swings, her husband bought her a mood ring the other day, in the hope that he would be able to monitor her moods.

They've discovered that when she's in a good mood, the stone turns green. When she's in a bad mood, it leaves a big friggin' red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy her a diamond - Dumb-ass!
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