Disclaimer #1: not that there is anything wrong with that.

Disclaimer #2: My apologies to all flat chested men, women and he/shes the world over for any feelings that were hurt by my insensative, rude or childesh comments.

Disclaimer #3: My apologies to all abundant chested men, women and he/shes the world over for any feelings that were hurt by my insensative, rude or childesh comments.

Disclaimer #4: Please send any and all complaints concerning above post (in triplicate) to Joe Pavlik, director of the inappropriate post complaint department.

Disclaimer #5: Thank you, Dayquil.