In Castlebar, Ireland, two well-lit gents are on their way home from the local pub. They decide to take a short cut through the cemetery.

O'Malley says to Fitz, "Let's see who can find the oldest guy in here."

A minute later, Fitz yells out, "I found him, I think. He died at 145."

O'Malley asks, "Yeah? What was his name?"

Fitz replies, "Miles from Dublin."
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