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grin NCR • Wednesday Humor (Mature)....

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A crew was working on a 60 story construction site, when a guy working at the top accidentally knocked a brick off the 50th story.

As he looked down, he saw that his boss was in line for the brick to land on his noggin and briskly yelled: "Falling Brick!"

The boss looked up after hearing the yell and moved to one side as the brick crashed to the ground.

Looking up at the worker, the boss yelled, "A $100 bonus for you, Laddy."

Another guy working a floor below had observed what went down with the brick and decided he'd have a go for a $100 bonus. The problem was he was a bit of a stutterer.

As he kicked the brick off the side of the building, he looked down and yelled in his loudest voice:
"F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F F*CK - OH NO! HE'S D-D-D-DEAD!"
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