I just booked a few days before the convention at Circus Circus (yeah I know some of you don't like the property) for $19 per nite. I have not paid that little for a Las Vegas hotel room in 35 years. At least I get to play at Slots A Fun for a few days.

Based on current air fares I can fly to Vegas for $90 but they want over $300 to get me home. GEEEEZ.