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A distinguished young American woman on a flight home from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the US Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they arrived at US Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The customs agent asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

The priest replied, "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The customs agent thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the agent said, "Go ahead, Father."
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