Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

He discovered that he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died so he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will be dead and I'll inherit $200 million."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and, three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
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