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Little Mikie had been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked, "Grandma, what's that thing called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

Grandma, while somewhat taken aback, decided it was always better to be truthful when children ask this type of question. She said, "Mikie, it's called sexual intercourse."

Mikie just said, "Oh, OK." and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse - it's called bunkbeds, and Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you."
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