1. Friends don't let their friends take home a ugly men.
From a women's restroom in Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.

2. Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
From a rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.

3. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
From the men's room at Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina

4. Make love, not war. Hell, do both - get married!
From the women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana

5. A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
From a women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas

6. No wonder you always go home alone.
A sign over the mirror in a men's restroom at Beverly Hills, CA

7. Beauty is only a light switch away.
From a restroom in the Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.

8. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
The Irish Times, Washington, DC

9. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona.

10. If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
From Revolution Books, New York, New York

11. Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light. The Janitor
From a Las Vegas men's room.

12. What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
A men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY
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