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Rabbi Feinberg and Father O'Keefe bought a car together and agreed to store it at the rectory garage.

One day Rabbi Feinberg goes over to use the car and sees Father O'Keefe sprinkling water on it.

Rabbi Feinberg asked, "What are you doing?"

Father O'Keefe responded, "I'm blessing our car."

Rabbi Feinberg pondered this for a moment and said, "Okay, since we're doing that..." and, with that, takes out a hacksaw and cuts two inches off the tail pipe.
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