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The Truth About Greg's Surgery!

I'm sorry, I can no longer be a part of this charade. You see, Mr. Susong told everyone he was having this major surgery. Several of us here in Kansas new the truth, but went along with Greg's lie. This is very difficult for me but here is what really happened. Greg's parents failed to have him circumsized as a child. I'm sure they meant well. As he got older he could not live that way any longer, so he made the decision to have the surgery, but he was very embarrased about it, so he made up the story about the other thing. Don't get me wrong, there were major complications with the circumsition. First, the Doctor had to send off to China for a set of smaller instruments, then the nurses were laughing so hard they had to bring in new nurses. I'm not making light of this, I had 67 stitches when I had mine, I'm sure Greg had far fewer. Anyway, now you know the truth, if you still want to send flowers and wish Greg well that's OK. Just don't make fun of him or get to personal like asking to see the scar when he's at convention next summer.

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The Truth About Greg's Surgery!
rofl rofl rofl
Mazltov Greg, Mazltov!!!! vbg
rofl Too funny!!!! rofl
LMAO! vbg
Re: The Truth About Greg's Surgery!
A slow day?
rofl rofl Only Kruse..... rofl rofl
Wow Jim, 67 stitches ...

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