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BOB AND THE BLOND "OBAMA" VOTER vbg vbg

Come on now this is just a yoke - and nothing political or directed to any one...

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into the bar and sat down next to the attractive blonde... just as the 10 o'clock news was coming on.

The feature story was covering a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The news crew was attempting an interview as Bob
said out loud, "Do you think he'll jump?"

The blonde turned towards Bob. "Well... I bet he won't."

"I've got $20 that says he will." replied Bob.

With that the blonde places her $20 on top of Bob's..."You're on!"

The words are no sooner out of her mouth when the man on the
ledge takes a giant step forward and falls screaming to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob
saying, "Fair's fair. Here is your money."

Bob responded, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the
5 o'clock news and already knew he was going to jump."

"So did I, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money... and now you know the rest of the story.

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BOB AND THE BLOND "OBAMA" VOTER vbg vbg
Did you hear about THE BLONDe "McCain" VOTER who
Well The Blond"Obama" Voter......
Skip, where does it say she was a Obama voter?
It's SO Obvious..........
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