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A man and a woman were in bed, sound asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3:00 AM, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man, "Holy Sh!t! That must be my husband!"

So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed. Scared and naked, he went out the window like a crazy man. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and then started to run as fast as he could to his car.

A few minutes later he awoke fully and went back into the house. Storming up to the bedroom, he yelled at the woman, "I AM your husband!"

The woman yelled back, "Yeah? Then why were you running?"

And that, folks... is how the fight started.
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