I met an older woman at a bar last night.
She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and shot the breeze a bit, then she
asked if I'd ever had the 'Sportsman's Double', a mother and daughter
threesome?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she said that tonight was my
lucky night.

We went back to her place. She put the hall light on and shouted
upstairs:

"Mom, you still awake?"