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Proving just how fascinating the mind of a six year old is - they think so logically...

A teacher was reading the Three Little Pigs story to her first grade class. She had reached the part where the first pig was trying to gather building materials for his home.

She read, "The first pig went up to the man with a wheelbarrow full of straw and said, Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?"

The teacher paused, then asked the class, "And what do you think the man said?"

One little boy raised his hand and said well matter-of-factly, "I think the man would have said, Well, I'll be a son of a bi!ch, a talking pig!"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes...
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