11. When your boss announces that his wife is pregnant, circulate a memo denying responsibility.
12. Go to a dollar store and keep asking the clerk "how much is this?"
13. Keep your turn signal on while driving across the Mackinac Bridge.
14. When a store clerk gives you change, pull out one of those marker pens and draw a line on the bills to make sure they're not fake.
15. When your dog-owner neighbor asks if you'd like a puppy, answer "no, we're vegetarians now."
16. Only speak in question form.
17. Order in French. At a Chinese restaurant.
18. Call down to the hotel desk and request three plastic drop cloths, one gallon of vegetable oil and a crate of live chickens.