...New Orleans gearing up for Gustav. Evacuation routes are readied and inventory lists are being handed out so looting can be orginized and orderly this time around. FEMA is propping up the old trailers incase they are needed. The Super Dome is having the carpets pulled up so people may relieve themselves anywhere. Guns will be handed out to people who stay can shoot at the National Gaurd during resucue efforts. Rape and pillage have been reduced to misdemeanors. Washington is planting dynamite in the levees again but the damage will be extended past the 9th ward this time. A good time should be had by all!