... arm and when I asked her why in the world would anyone have a tattoo of a nose...

...she explained:

"I was in the Navy; a few of us girls had gone on shore one nite and ended up half shot-back drinking beer thru straws and one girl decided we get tattoos like the guys did when they went on shore... and when it was my turn, I was so drunk I couldn't even speak without slobbering... and the guy giving the tattoos was so drunk that he didn't understand it was a rose I wanted."

JB