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grin NCR • Sunday Humor...

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Do you know there are a few specific hymns for certain occupations? Next time you're in church, look through the hymnal...

Dentist's Hymn ~ Crown Him with Many Crowns

Weatherman's Hymn ~ There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

Contractor's Hymn ~ The Church's One Foundation

Tailor's Hymn ~ Holy, Holy, Holy

Golfer's Hymn ~ There's a Green Hill Far Away

Politician's Hymn ~ Standing on the Promises

Optometrist's Hymn ~ Open My Eyes That I Might See

IRS Agent's Hymn ~ I Surrender All

Gossip's Hymn ~ Pass It On

Electrician's Hymn ~ Send The Light

Shopper's Hymn ~ Sweet Bye and Bye

Realtor's Hymn ~ I've Got a Mansion Just over the Hilltop

Massage Therapists Hymn ~ He Touched Me

Doctor's Hymn ~ The Great Physician

AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:

45mp ~ God Will Take Care of You

65mph ~ Nearer My God To Thee

85mph ~ This World Is Not My Home

95mph ~ Lord, I'm Coming Home

100mph ~ Precious Memories

Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.

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