An older couple, John and Ida, had been married for 50 years.

They were sitting at the breakfast table that morning when Ida says, "Just think, John, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."

"I know," said John. "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."

"Well," Ida snickered. "Let's relive some old times."

Whereupon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," Ida breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied John. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."