A Mexican family was considering putting their abuelo (grandfather) in a nursing home. All the Hispanic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in an Irish nursing home.

After a few weeks in the Irish facility, they came to visit Abuelo.

"How do you like it here?" asks the grandson.

"Great! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful." says Abuelo.

"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you, you know, since you are a little different from everyone."

"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how good they treat the residents," Abuelo says with a big smile...

"There is a musician here -- he's 85 and hasn't hasn't played the violin in 20 years.
Everyone still calls him Maestro!

There is a judge in here -- he's 95. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him Your Honor!

There is a dentist here -- 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still calls him Doctor!

And me? I have not had sex for 35 years and they still call me The F=cking Mexican!"
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