"Had 5 straight flushes in the past six months(no lie)...lost 4 of them'

Do the math on that one!!!! Almost impossible.

I've been playing poker for 49 years, 10 years, late 60's-early 70's, as a professional. Only had one straight flush beat. Flopped the idiot end. It was beat when I flopped it. March 1973, There was also an A high flush and a set flopped in the hand. No doubt it was a cooler. No doubt I was lax in watching what was going on prior to the hand. In hindsight, I should have known it was coming. They never caught me again!!!!
You are calling with way too many small suited connectors.