"Nice vest (the pink one)"

I now own the matching underwear.

"It's you don't ever change."

That makes absolutely no sense.

"Happy New Year knucklehead."

And to you too, Tubby Rustbucket.

"Ralph"

I'm happy to see that you can still remember your name (notwithstanding your senility).

"Is this really a picture of you hanging out outside the girls bathroom?"

No. The girls bathroom was around the corner. I believe that was taken outside the Dean's office.

What can you tell me about this picture???
MP