I do not wish to slight my Secret Santa 2007 at all. I'm just having fits working with my new HP 7310 and have not mastered(?) the scanning flux-capacitor. I must be to scanning ignorance as Bentley is to automobiles, sorry.

I received six very nice casino chips of various denominations, a deck of cards, a swizzle stick, three NBA player chips, one personal chip - probably not Santa's, and three match covers. As Dick Lane used to say on KTLA, "Whooooa Nellie."