sniff....sniff....{{{{tears in eyes}}}....Santa(and the postal system) has let me down...{{{more tears}}} I didn't mean to run over that squirrel in June....honest....and as for that teenie white lie on my job application this year:well....ok....I never was in training to be an astronaut(but I did think about it once). And....about the time that homeless guy asked me for $1.00 and I said: "Why don't YOU give ME a dollar?"...well that was kind of a joke....I wasn't trying to be mean. Where is your sense of humor?
Maybe when you think of the good things I have done this year,like I cooked one night when my wife had pneumonia,and did the laundry by myself 4 times this year,and told my wife that she did look great in that sweater even though...well...she kinda didn't....
Maybe you will reconsider and get it to me after Christmas? I will do better next year honest.
No matter what...Merry Christmas Santa