Yes, my fellow chipboard readers, we have amongst us one of the very few with talents so vast, it dwarfs the rest of us.

Here we have Mr. Ron May, simultaneously taking a picture, while picking his nose and smoking a cigarette with his eyeball. Hats off to you Ron, I award you The Chipper Talent Award of the day !!

Warning: Mr. May is a trained professional. Please do not try this at home.

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