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FOOTBALL JOKE - GO SU

A guy walked into a bar in Syracuse, dressed in orange, with and orange hat and he had a parrot on his shoulder that had a little orange hat and an orange vest. The bar tender said, "Sorry but we don't allow pets here." The guy looked sad and said his TV was broken and he'd hoped to be able to watch the game at the bar. The bar tender said, "All right. You can sit at the end of the bar and watch the game but if your parrot acts up you'll have to leave. The guy sits down at the end of the bar and pretty soon others come in and then the game begins. Shortly after the kickoff the Orange kick a field goal and lead 3-0. The parrot flies down from the guy's shoulder; does two double back flips on the bar and then high fives the others. The bar tender says, "Geeze, that's incredible. I've never seen anything like it. What does he do when Syracuse scores a touch down?" The guy says, "I wouldn't know. I 've only had him three years." vbg

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