I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it... he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I am not happy!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"

And that's when the fight started!
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