So It Is Written...

There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hotel and asked the hat check girl to come up to his room for dinner.

After a while he started advancing on her, but she stopped him and reminded him he was a holy man.

"It's okay," he replied, "it's written in the Bible."

So, after a wild night of sex the hat check girl asked to see where in the Bible it says it's okay.

The priest picked up the Bible off the dresser and opened it to the front cover where someone had written in pencil - The hat check girl puts out!
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