...you simply make up the history a chip presents! I mean thats' just gotta be lipstick on this dimer! A kiss for luck from the time her man split those Jacks against the dealer's 3 upcard looking for a 20¢ payday. Spilled her can of Hamm's when the dealer pulled an eight to go with the suicide King in the hole.

It's fair, after all, somebody invented the notion that anyone EVER SAID, "Dirt is history!"