Keep in mind that this actually happened! This was for someone who was moving from an insurance claims office.

OK. So this is how the conversation probably went...

Walmart Employee: "Hello this is Walmart Bakery, how may I help you?"

Customer: "I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week."

Walmart Employee: "What do you want on the cake?"

Customer: "Best Wishes, Suzanne" and underneath that "We will miss you."

And this is the cake: