You are not and have never been in a position to evaluate my sobriety at any time.

I go to the convention to have a good time. You hover around and annoy people. I felt sorry for some folks who couldn't escape you being in their faces.

When I'm in Las Vegas on vacation, I'm sober during the day, and if I happen to catch a buzz at night, I'll be sober again when I wake up in the morning. You however, go to sleep every night being an idiot, and you're still an idiot when you wake up in the morning.