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Jerry went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security benefits. The woman behind the counter asked for his driver's license to verify his age.

Checking his pockets, he realized that he'd left his wallet at home. He explained to the woman, "I'm very sorry but I seem to have left my wallet at home! I will have to go home and come back later."

The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt."

So he opened his shirt revealing his curly silver hair.

She told him, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me." and she processed his Social Security application.

When Jerry arrived home, he excitedly told his wife about his experience at the Social Security office.

She said, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
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