Three rednecks are shootin' the breeze. Their dialogue:

Cletus: "My wife Lolly-Sue sure is stupid! She bought an air conditioner. "

Jethro: "Why is that stupid?"

Cletus: "We ain't got us no 'lectricity!"

Jethro: "That's nothin'... My Lutie-Mae is so stupid, she bought us one of them new fangled warshin' machines!"

Cletus: "Why's that so stupid?"

Jethro: "'Cause we ain't got us no plummin'!"

Clyde: "That ain't nuthin'! My Cindy-Lou is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was goin' through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found me six condoms in thar."

Cletus and Jethro together: "Well, what's so dumb about that?"

Clyde: "She ain't got herself no Johnson."
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