A blonde, using a Weedeater in her yard, accidentally cut off the tail of her cat who had been hiding in the grass.

She rushed her cat, along with the amputated tail over to WAL-MART!

Once there, she was asked, "Why Wal-Mart?"

Weeping profusely, she responded, "Wal-Mart is the largest retailer in the world!"
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