Subject: FW: second opinion

The doctor said, Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad
news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare
condition,which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the
pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the
pressure is to remove the testicles. Joe was shocked and depressed. He
wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under
the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the
first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of
himself.

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different
person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need.. a new
suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit. The
elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long." Joe
laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!"
the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly. As Joe admired
himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe
thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said,
"Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." Joe was surprised, "That's right,
how did you know" Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the shirt,
and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the
salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a moment and
said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36." Joe laughed, "Ah
ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman
shook his head, "You can't wear a size34. A size 34 would press your
testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a
headache."

New suit - $400

New shirt - $36

New underwear - $6

Second Opinion - PRICELESS

Robert.