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Subject: sperm count
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor to get a sperm count as
part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take
this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the
85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc,it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked
my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her
left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then
with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arlene, the lady
next door and she tried too. First with both hands, then an armpit, and she
even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your
neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could
get the jar open".
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