This shouldn't take long. Can you put a buck in a slot that is about to hit for me? I'm not greedy, so don't go for one of those mega-millions kind of machines. Just one that pays off say $500 on a jackpot? If you are going to be at the Chipboard dinner next Tuesday, I can pick up my winnings from you there

P.S. If this all turns out the way I'm hoping, you can be assured there'll be a nice thank-you tip...