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It's the only DD that makes sense to play! vbg

With it's rather low hit frequency (which any player can easily detect without having the chart), it can be a real money suck in the other variations. Even without the charts anyone who isn't a gazallionaire could figure that out on their own, even if they didn't know why. Also, only fools are drawn to the very high jackpot machines as instinctively a reasonably intellight person will know slots aren't free and something has to finance the jackpots - and that comes in less frequent and lower paybacks in the other, lesser hits. Finally, there's no penalty for playing one coin instead of two in the 800/1600 version, so your money lasts longer. You may be weird, but I never thought you were stupid or a fool.

It's the same reasoning I use when wondering why anyone plays roulette (5.26% with minimum strategy of avoiding 0/00/1/2/3 combination bet), Caribbean Stud (4.94% with perfect strategy), Pai Gow (2.94% with perfect strategy) as compared to Craps (1.4% avoiding everything but pass/don't pass - and better if taking odds), Mini-Bacc (1.2% always playing 'Bank'), and Blackjack (0.5% with perfect basic strategy & -1.0% if counting and not getting caught). I think it detracts from the fun giving the house even what it deserves, let alone more. Were it not for the fact that I can't remember basic strategy, that would be my game of choice. I can, however, remember to play "Bank" on mini-bacc, so even though it's boring to others, with my ADD it is exciting to me, as with short-term memory loss each hand is a new and unique exciting experience, if I notice it.

When I play slots, I play a machine with a high hit frequency and low volitility, and always with a low-end jackpot, unless I choose to waste a pre-determined amount on the life-changing mega jackpot progressives - which I know is a lousy deal, but it's like a lottery. In the unlikely even it hits I can move to Vegas and eat at Picasso for the rest of my life. However, I do sometimes like the penny slots, and even though I know the paybacks are as low as 80%, I play. However, I mostly stick to "Alien", for has a high hit frequency and it allows me to daydream of naked Sigourney Weaver, which is very appealing. rofl

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vbg Only 27 Days Left Until ?? vbg
Re: vbg Only 27 Days Left Until ?? vbg
Do we have to sign up for the seminars?
No....you just need to wake up! grin
Huh? I didn't catch that. I was napping. vbg
rofl That's exactly what I meant...
That won't help. The higher % chip....
I know...you're totally correct.
It's the only DD that makes sense to play! vbg
grin And a lot of people don't realize that!
Yeah. Gambling sucks unless you've got....
Well put. Sounds a lot like me! grin
ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY! rofl rofl rofl
rofl 8am i will be just going to bed.....
Sheldon will come to your room and get you up grin
Ohh geez...another Boston Bum...LOL
Re: Ohh geez...another Boston Bum...LOL
vbg How can a "STINKEE" fan be happy???? vbg
Amazing how after 86 years.. rofl
vbg Don't & won't see a WS ring on Stinkees
Re: vbg Only 27 Days Left Until ?? vbg
THAT's It... Sneaking up on me grin

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