A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Broiled Missionary: $10.00

Fried Explorer: $15.00

Grilled Democrat: $20.00

Baked Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Republican?"

The cook replied "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of sh!t, once you clean them, it takes two or three of them to make one sandwich!"
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