> An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
He
> had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely: Picnic tables,
horseshoe
> courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees.
> The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.
> One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it
> over, as he hadn't been there in a while. He grabbed a five-gallon
> bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard
> voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it
> was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the
women
> aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the
> women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old
> man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked
or
> make you get out of the pond naked."
> Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
> Old men can still think fast.